LOPEYLAND – Jun 24 (LP) – Lopey praised the recent selection of soccerball players to the Lopeyland World Cup Roster. “Soccerball is an important performance art involving drama, bravado, and lots of bad overacting,” said Lopey, Chief Imperatus. “I am pleased to have selected the best soccerball players in Lopeyland to take part in the World Cup, even after the qualifying games have been played.”
It is expected that citizenship will be given to the players once they have been contacted.
The team roster includes:
Kip’s Big Boy
A John Deere Combine Harvester
The Lucky Charms Leprechaun
e. e. cummings
For interviews, please contact the Lopeyland Sports Ministry’s Bureau of Nonsensical Requests.