A breakaway region of Canadia. The ruler of Lopeyland is Lopey. The President of Lopeyland is Lopey. The only citizen of Lopeyland is Lopey.

Official Statement on World Cup Team

LOPEYLAND – Jun 24 (LP) – Lopey praised the recent selection of soccerball players to the Lopeyland World Cup Roster. “Soccerball is an important performance art involving drama, bravado, and lots of bad overacting,” said Lopey, Chief Imperatus. “I am pleased to have selected the best soccerball players in Lopeyland to take part in the World Cup, even after the qualifying games have been played.”

It is expected that citizenship will be given to the players once they have been contacted.

The team roster includes:
Michael Jordan
Ricky Ponting
Boris Becker
Princess Peach
Kip’s Big Boy
A John Deere Combine Harvester
Mike Tyson
The Hamburglar
The Lucky Charms Leprechaun
Marcel Marceau
e. e. cummings
Leonid Brezhnev
Abraham Lincoln

For interviews, please contact the Lopeyland Sports Ministry’s Bureau of Nonsensical Requests.