Lopeyland

A breakaway region of Canadia. The ruler of Lopeyland is Lopey. The President of Lopeyland is Lopey. The only citizen of Lopeyland is Lopey.

Press Briefing from the Lopey Presidential Estate

TO BE EMBARGOED until 3 minutes before your deadline.

LOPEYLAND — In an unexpected move, President Lopey today woke up and exercised. The specific exercises performed are classified as state secrets. Freedom of Information requests can be addressed to the Lopeyland Press Liaison, who is on vacation until further notice.