{"id":133,"date":"2004-09-30T11:13:45","date_gmt":"2004-09-30T15:13:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=133"},"modified":"2006-06-28T14:30:25","modified_gmt":"2006-06-28T18:30:25","slug":"chewie-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=133","title":{"rendered":"Chewie update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Chewie update<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>She had the surgery and came home yesterday. Her entire back hindquarters is shaved on one side, and the stitches look&#8230;well, I can&#8217;t look for too long. She had six screws put into her leg.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s got the no-lick collar on. This one is better than the one she wore when she was spayed.<\/p>\n<p>These days have been rough. Fortunately, my dad&#8217;s heart exam turned out OK. (I thought it was scheduled for next month; turns out it was yesterday.)  I&#8217;ve lost six pounds.<\/p>\n<p>Laureen stated that it&#8217;s a medical fact that married men live longer because their wives nag them to take better care of themselves. Apparently, married women live shorter than their single counterparts because they have to nag their husbands&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I violated the second sacred rule of the house today: never wake a sleeping mommy. The first rule is: never wake a sleeping baby.<\/p>\n<p>Gotta get back on the stick.<\/p>\n<p>-Kevin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chewie update She had the surgery and came home yesterday. Her entire back hindquarters is shaved on one side, and the stitches look&#8230;well, I can&#8217;t look for too long. She had six screws put into her leg. She&#8217;s got the no-lick collar on. This one is better than the one she wore when she was &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=133\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chewie update&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}