A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX, where women may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.<\/p>\n
“You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
\nThere is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!”<\/p>\n
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . .<\/p>\n
On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs.<\/p>\n
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.<\/p>\n
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.<\/p>\n
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:<\/p>\n
4th Floor – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.<\/p>\n
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:<\/p>\n
5th Floor – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.<\/p>\n
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:<\/p>\n
6th Floor – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.<\/p>\n
Thank you for shopping!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX, where women may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. “You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends … <\/p>\n