{"id":371,"date":"2006-03-11T01:38:39","date_gmt":"2006-03-11T05:38:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=371"},"modified":"2006-06-30T15:25:44","modified_gmt":"2006-06-30T19:25:44","slug":"health-or-lack-thereof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=371","title":{"rendered":"Health or lack thereof"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tough times at the Jones house. Laureen&#8217;s arguably the strongest of the three of us. Jacob&#8217;s &#8220;only&#8221; cutting a molar right now, and he just got his ibuprofen after a mad screaming fit. Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>Me? Oh, let&#8217;s see&#8230;. Doctor&#8217;s appointment. Blood draw. Throw up during blood draw. Tech has to do two sticks to find a vein. Go to hospital, chest x-ray for cough that isn&#8217;t any better. Get that done, go to work. Faint at work (at desk). Go home. Faint upstairs in bed. Time passes&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Watch end of Survivor with Laureen. Start coughing fit. Realize I fainted again, although this time without breathing. Apparently, Laureen says I resemble a red-faced chipmunk when I faint, complete with paw-spasms&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t take cough medicine (&#8220;USING MORE THAN THE RECOMMENDED DOSAGE WILL CAUSE SERIOUS BREATHING PROBLEMS&#8221; Great. Just. Great.), so I&#8217;m sitting up here, praying to God for strength and peace because I&#8217;m feeling lousy and don&#8217;t know why.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tough times at the Jones house. Laureen&#8217;s arguably the strongest of the three of us. Jacob&#8217;s &#8220;only&#8221; cutting a molar right now, and he just got his ibuprofen after a mad screaming fit. Sigh. Me? Oh, let&#8217;s see&#8230;. Doctor&#8217;s appointment. Blood draw. Throw up during blood draw. Tech has to do two sticks to find &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=371\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Health or lack thereof&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health","category-jacob","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}