{"id":373,"date":"2006-03-16T12:22:17","date_gmt":"2006-03-16T16:22:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=373"},"modified":"2006-06-30T15:24:49","modified_gmt":"2006-06-30T19:24:49","slug":"where-we-be-and-a-few-cute-things-from-jacob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=373","title":{"rendered":"Where we be and a few cute things from Jacob"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Different doctor, different diagnosis on me: diverticulitis. Seems reasonable. I&#8217;m taking the meds and am on a mostly liquid diet for now.Jacob is getting his bangs cut today in preparation for the big cut tomorrow. Mr. Happyhair will turn into a stranger for a bit.<\/p>\n<p>On the way to work, I casually mentioned &#8220;the DT song&#8221; to Laureen. Then a voice pops up from the backseat: &#8220;Dog Train?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s scarysmart learning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Different doctor, different diagnosis on me: diverticulitis. Seems reasonable. I&#8217;m taking the meds and am on a mostly liquid diet for now.Jacob is getting his bangs cut today in preparation for the big cut tomorrow. Mr. Happyhair will turn into a stranger for a bit. On the way to work, I casually mentioned &#8220;the DT &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=373\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Where we be and a few cute things from Jacob&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,9,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-health","category-jacob","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}