{"id":394,"date":"2006-07-10T17:58:37","date_gmt":"2006-07-10T21:58:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=394"},"modified":"2006-07-10T17:58:37","modified_gmt":"2006-07-10T21:58:37","slug":"trip-slip-fall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=394","title":{"rendered":"Trip, Slip, Fall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a hint for all of you with stairs: do not put ointment on the bottom of your feet and then attempt to carry a baby and a laptop downstairs.<\/p>\n<p>In short, Saturday morning, I slipped and fell. Considering what it could have been, I&#8217;m OK. My foot slipped forward, and I fell straight down, landing in a sitting position on the stairs.<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;re immediately alarmed, don&#8217;t be. I had Jessie cradled pretty snugly and the only &#8220;crack&#8221; I heard came from the computer (I loosened the battery connection). She did start crying, and while in Mama&#8217;s arms, she threw up. However, her eyes weren&#8217;t dilated or anything indicating major strife. Me? I&#8217;ve got a bruised tailbone, a bruised ego, and some scratches. I&#8217;m sitting on a comfy cushion normally used to treat hemorrhoids. Getting up from a seated position hurts. Going down to a seated position also hurts. Lots of things hurt.<\/p>\n<p>But, you gotta keep moving. We have two kids, and Laureen&#8217;s doing as much as she can, but it&#8217;s just hard to get everything done moving at 60%.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a hint for all of you with stairs: do not put ointment on the bottom of your feet and then attempt to carry a baby and a laptop downstairs. In short, Saturday morning, I slipped and fell. Considering what it could have been, I&#8217;m OK. My foot slipped forward, and I fell straight down, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=394\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Trip, Slip, Fall&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}