{"id":409,"date":"2006-12-04T13:31:48","date_gmt":"2006-12-04T18:31:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=409"},"modified":"2006-12-04T13:31:48","modified_gmt":"2006-12-04T18:31:48","slug":"a-brief-digression-on-how-tall-my-son-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=409","title":{"rendered":"A Brief Digression on how tall my son is"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jacob is getting pretty tall for his 2.5 years. As a matter of fact, his head is almost, but not quite, at my waist. This is important for only one reason: he likes to run around and crash into people forehead first. Of course, I&#8217;m the one getting crashed into&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>And I guess you could only understand if you&#8217;re a male. Here comes your happy son, running around in a circle with his arms out like he&#8217;s an airplane. Run, run, run. He turns and approaches you. You hold your arms out wide to hug him, and SMACK!<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s okay; you&#8217;re doubled over in pain. This would be funny if it weren&#8217;t the SECOND time it&#8217;s happened today&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jacob is getting pretty tall for his 2.5 years. As a matter of fact, his head is almost, but not quite, at my waist. This is important for only one reason: he likes to run around and crash into people forehead first. Of course, I&#8217;m the one getting crashed into&#8230;. And I guess you could &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=409\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Brief Digression on how tall my son is&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}