{"id":437,"date":"2007-09-11T18:01:01","date_gmt":"2007-09-11T23:01:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=437"},"modified":"2007-10-28T10:02:18","modified_gmt":"2007-10-28T15:02:18","slug":"been-a-while","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=437","title":{"rendered":"Been a while"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By the post date on my last short entry, it&#8217;s been over a month.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have the time I&#8217;d like to tell some stories. Those will happen soon enough. Here&#8217;s a preview:<\/p>\n<p>Kevin, the intrepid geek, buys a computer case.<\/p>\n<p>Kevin and Laureen get sucked into hearing a timeshare pitch.<\/p>\n<p>Kevin and Laureen drive 800 miles over three days.<\/p>\n<p>Kevin and Laureen watch Jacob have a really bad nosebleed.<\/p>\n<p>Sounds exciting? Yeah, I know. It ain&#8217;t that groovy. However, the real story is in the details&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By the post date on my last short entry, it&#8217;s been over a month. I don&#8217;t have the time I&#8217;d like to tell some stories. Those will happen soon enough. Here&#8217;s a preview: Kevin, the intrepid geek, buys a computer case. Kevin and Laureen get sucked into hearing a timeshare pitch. Kevin and Laureen drive &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=437\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Been a while&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-administrivia","category-family","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=437"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}