{"id":50,"date":"2003-08-04T11:35:06","date_gmt":"2003-08-04T15:35:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=50"},"modified":"2006-06-27T23:14:11","modified_gmt":"2006-06-28T03:14:11","slug":"birth-certificates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=50","title":{"rendered":"Birth certificates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Birth certificates<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Laureen just called me on her cell phone and asked if I wanted to get a copy of my birth certificate because that&#8217;s what she was doing at the moment.<\/p>\n<p>I replied, &#8220;Uh, I&#8217;m not sure how you could do that, seeing as I was born in Oklahoma.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh,&#8221; she said. &#8220;Never mind, then.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Birth certificates Laureen just called me on her cell phone and asked if I wanted to get a copy of my birth certificate because that&#8217;s what she was doing at the moment. I replied, &#8220;Uh, I&#8217;m not sure how you could do that, seeing as I was born in Oklahoma.&#8221; &#8220;Oh,&#8221; she said. &#8220;Never mind, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=50\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Birth certificates&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}