{"id":502,"date":"2009-02-24T16:22:40","date_gmt":"2009-02-24T21:22:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=502"},"modified":"2009-02-24T16:22:40","modified_gmt":"2009-02-24T21:22:40","slug":"im-supposed-to-give-my-heart-away-but-not-like-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=502","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Supposed to Give My Heart Away, but Not Like This"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those that don&#8217;t know, yesterday was a somewhat scary day at the Lopey House. Laureen asked me to get up and do the Wii Fit run with her for 8 minutes. Now, even though you&#8217;re supposed to swing your arms to burn calories, I tend to just lightly tap my feet. Exercise form aside, afterwards, I felt a pain in my chest that I thought was just gas or somesuch. A few dry heaves later, I realized that it wasn&#8217;t that simple.<\/p>\n<p>I finally got in to the doctor today, and the first thing she said was, &#8220;well, you really should have gone to the emergency room once you had the pain. This is why women outlive men. Women pay attention to symptoms.&#8221; (My doctor is a woman, FYI.)<\/p>\n<p>She orders an EKG and bloodwork. The EKG is normal, so she orders a stress test for this Friday.<\/p>\n<p>Right now, I feel like my life is at that &#8220;reply hazy&#8221; Magic 8-ball stage. I&#8217;ve got some factors working against me: I&#8217;m overweight; I have high cholesterol; I have high blood pressure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those that don&#8217;t know, yesterday was a somewhat scary day at the Lopey House. Laureen asked me to get up and do the Wii Fit run with her for 8 minutes. Now, even though you&#8217;re supposed to swing your arms to burn calories, I tend to just lightly tap my feet. Exercise form aside, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=502\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I&#8217;m Supposed to Give My Heart Away, but Not Like This&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=502"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}