{"id":506,"date":"2009-04-13T12:26:17","date_gmt":"2009-04-13T17:26:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=506"},"modified":"2009-04-13T22:58:11","modified_gmt":"2009-04-14T03:58:11","slug":"oh-dear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=506","title":{"rendered":"Oh dear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are some times when I wonder if people are trying to mess with my head. We were at my parents&#8217; house for Easter, and we walked down the street. There are two houses for sale on that street. One is about my parents&#8217; size and lists for $182,500. The other is about my parents&#8217; size and lists for $250,000. Whoa. Big difference. So we pull the fliers to look, and the quarter-million one includes the updates of &#8220;beautiful quarts countertops&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Today, I check the listing on the web. Yup. Beautiful quarts countertops. Guess they can&#8217;t hold gallons.<\/p>\n<p>There were some other things that would cause me to shy away from the house: an unfinished driveway, cracks in the driveway, etc., but those pale in comparison to bad spelling.<\/p>\n<p>So, because I want to see the real estate agent succeed, I send her a message about &#8220;hey, don&#8217;t know if you know. This is misspelled. Image matters. Etc.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I get back the following: Thank you for your imput in regards to the improper grammer that was on the description on my quarter of a million dollar listing at xxxxxxxxx. Would you be interested in buying this property if I correct the quartz misspelling?<\/p>\n<p>I want to think the best of this person. I really do. But let&#8217;s look at the three things wrong:<\/p>\n<p>1. imput<\/p>\n<p>2. grammer<\/p>\n<p>3. The original issue wasn&#8217;t grammar at all. Simple misspelling.<\/p>\n<p>So I sent back a polite reply about how it costs $70K more than the one across the street, etc. That&#8217;s where we stand now. Not like we&#8217;re moving, but&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are some times when I wonder if people are trying to mess with my head. We were at my parents&#8217; house for Easter, and we walked down the street. There are two houses for sale on that street. One is about my parents&#8217; size and lists for $182,500. The other is about my parents&#8217; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=506\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Oh dear&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}