{"id":712,"date":"2010-11-07T00:52:47","date_gmt":"2010-11-07T05:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=712"},"modified":"2010-11-07T00:52:47","modified_gmt":"2010-11-07T05:52:47","slug":"jacob-in-the-workplace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=712","title":{"rendered":"Jacob in the Workplace"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are times when I look at my son and say, &#8220;STOP DOING THAT!&#8221; &#8216;That&#8217;, of course, is usually something involving torturing his sister. Of course, she tortures him as well, usually through made up songs.<\/p>\n<p>Since Laureen&#8217;s birthday is coming up, last night, Jacob called a meeting of the family-not-Laureen in his room. He stated, &#8220;we are going to build a castle out of Legos for Mommy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trait #1: leadership &#8212; able to articulate a clear vision.<\/p>\n<p>Jacob then assigned jobs for Jessie and me. Jessie was to find windows and match them to window frames. My original task was to find 2&#215;4 lego bricks and 2&#215;2 lego bricks. I started picking through the metric ton of legos, marveling how their shapes have gotten stranger and stranger with every generation, when Jacob told me: &#8220;Daddy, you&#8217;re doing a good job, but I need for you to pre-build some blocks for me with what you&#8217;re making.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trait #2: leadership &#8212; ability to correct subordinates when they go astray.<\/p>\n<p>He then specified that I was to build a cube out of 4 2&#215;4 bricks and then put two 1x4s underneath them. He never actually told me the reason why, but a look over at what he was doing made it clear; he&#8217;d built a little forklift, and these blocks were like pallets that could be picked up and &#8220;delivered&#8221; to the job site.<\/p>\n<p>Trait #3: project management &#8212; knowing when you need better tools.<\/p>\n<p>Trait #4: project management &#8212; delegation of busy work to Dad.<\/p>\n<p>After I had built several of these little modules, Jacob said, &#8220;Dad, you&#8217;re doing great. Just three more and you can take a break.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trait #5: micromanagement. Can&#8217;t win &#8217;em all.<\/p>\n<p>After a while, I took Jessie over to her room to sleep. Jacob continued building legos in his factory, moving the raw materials to the job site, and constructing Laureen&#8217;s castle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are times when I look at my son and say, &#8220;STOP DOING THAT!&#8221; &#8216;That&#8217;, of course, is usually something involving torturing his sister. Of course, she tortures him as well, usually through made up songs. Since Laureen&#8217;s birthday is coming up, last night, Jacob called a meeting of the family-not-Laureen in his room. He &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=712\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Jacob in the Workplace&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,11,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-humor","category-jacob","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=712"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":713,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712\/revisions\/713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}