\n“If we don’t give Mr. Donovan (the bus driver) at least one day of quiet, he’s going to talk to all of our parents.”
\n“So what are you doing about it?”
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<\/p>\nLast night, Jacob asked me if he could go get some tape and scissors. I said, “OK”, because every father wants their kid to do something constructive with their lives. (Bad joke, yes.)<\/p>\n
Jacob then hung a sign on his door: “please don’t come in here”. <\/p>\n
After a while, he asked me how to spell quiet. I told him, and he went back into his room.<\/p>\n
Later, he reappears and thanks me for my help with his bus project. “Bus project?” I ask.
\n“If we don’t give Mr. Donovan (the bus driver) at least one day of quiet, he’s going to talk to all of our parents.”
\n“So what are you doing about it?”
\n<\/p>\n
Quoth the prophet: “This sign will be very helpful, and I am making several more.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Last night, Jacob asked me if he could go get some tape and scissors. I said, “OK”, because every father wants their kid to do something constructive with their lives. (Bad joke, yes.) Jacob then hung a sign on his door: “please don’t come in here”. After a while, he asked me how to spell … <\/p>\n