{"id":755,"date":"2011-06-02T09:12:56","date_gmt":"2011-06-02T14:12:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=755"},"modified":"2011-06-02T09:12:56","modified_gmt":"2011-06-02T14:12:56","slug":"teacher-gifts-and-usury","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=755","title":{"rendered":"Teacher Gifts and Usury"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jacob&#8217;s now finishing up 1st grade. He&#8217;s got four teachers who primarily instruct him, and since Laureen&#8217;s been on the receiving end of teacher gifts that are sometimes useless (&#8220;A Starbucks card! Enough for two Trientas! But I don&#8217;t drink coffee! Thank You!&#8221;), we resorted to the generic &#8220;put $20 on a Visa gift card&#8221; approach, thinking that&#8217;d be unrestrictive enough to make the teachers happy. Sure, it doesn&#8217;t say &#8220;individuality&#8221; like a Dick&#8217;s Sporting Goods card would, but THEY&#8217;D USE IT, DANGIT.<\/p>\n<p>Visa&#8217;s got this end of the game rigged. For their cards that don&#8217;t &#8220;expire&#8221;, they charge a flat $5.95 fee to activate the card. Now, if you&#8217;re putting $500 on there, that&#8217;s under 2 percent. But when it&#8217;s only $20? The cost is still $5.95. <\/p>\n<p>30 percent fees, baby.<\/p>\n<p>Next year? Dead presidential portraits lovingly printed on a cotton\/paper blend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jacob&#8217;s now finishing up 1st grade. He&#8217;s got four teachers who primarily instruct him, and since Laureen&#8217;s been on the receiving end of teacher gifts that are sometimes useless (&#8220;A Starbucks card! Enough for two Trientas! But I don&#8217;t drink coffee! Thank You!&#8221;), we resorted to the generic &#8220;put $20 on a Visa gift card&#8221; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=755\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Teacher Gifts and Usury&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=755"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":756,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/755\/revisions\/756"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}