{"id":79,"date":"2003-12-17T15:45:12","date_gmt":"2003-12-17T19:45:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=79"},"modified":"2006-06-27T23:28:46","modified_gmt":"2006-06-28T03:28:46","slug":"fran-drescher-enemy-number-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=79","title":{"rendered":"Fran Drescher, enemy number 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Fran Drescher, enemy number 1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The worst thing about being out of work and near a TV is seeing that blasted Old Navy commercial over&#8230;and over&#8230;and over&#8230;and over again. Fran&#8217;s voice, ever since The Nanny, has been certified to cut glass more effectively than diamonds.<\/p>\n<p>And what the hell is it with Snoop Dogg&#8217;s permutation of language entering the OED? It&#8217;s bad enough seeing an AOL commercial with &#8220;Now wait just one minizzle,&#8221; from the man himself, but when Old Navy rolls out Fran and her fizzle swizzle manizzling or whatever it is she says?<\/p>\n<p>Argh. I need a job.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fran Drescher, enemy number 1 The worst thing about being out of work and near a TV is seeing that blasted Old Navy commercial over&#8230;and over&#8230;and over&#8230;and over again. Fran&#8217;s voice, ever since The Nanny, has been certified to cut glass more effectively than diamonds. And what the hell is it with Snoop Dogg&#8217;s permutation &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/?p=79\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Fran Drescher, enemy number 1&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lopeyland.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}