Second Class Citizens and other happy fun stuff Greetings. It’s been awhile, but hey, I’m back. The second class went just fine. No fainting, and they even showed a film on a woman receiving an epidural. I’m glad that we had breathing exercises to do before they showed the film, however. I wasn’t able to …
Category Archives: humor
a first class experience
A First Class Experience Yesterday was the first in a series of prepared childbirth classes that Laureen and I are taking in preparation for Jacob’s arrival. It was in the same building as my doctor’s office is in, which is a Good Thing. The fact that it’s next door to Richardson Regional Memorial Hospital is …
Unrequired reading
Unrequired reading No, I’m not competing We Are Officially Out of Ideas If I ever cross this threshold, promise to shoot me Victoria’s Secrets Just waiting for the X Games It’s a DOG. It’s FUR DRIES OUT. You know, very few of these are actually interesting. All we are is dust in the wind…
Fran Drescher, enemy number 1
Fran Drescher, enemy number 1 The worst thing about being out of work and near a TV is seeing that blasted Old Navy commercial over…and over…and over…and over again. Fran’s voice, ever since The Nanny, has been certified to cut glass more effectively than diamonds. And what the hell is it with Snoop Dogg’s permutation …
Prestonwood: a mega building
Prestonwood: the mega experience Well, last night we went to Prestonwood Baptist Church to see their 2003 Dallas Christmas celebration. I am a mixed bag of feelings on the entire event, mostly because I have reservations about mega-churches. Let’s put it this way: rougly 1,000 volunteers contributed time and effort to this. There was a …
Some things I miss
Some things I miss I truly miss grocery delivery service. Peapod, Groceryworks, et alia were great services, at least for me. I don’t know why, but I just hate going into grocery stores. Even with the most recent trend of new upscale stores like Central Market or Rice Epicurean down in Houston, there still are …
Do me a favor
Do me a favor Read the first letter of every sentence in the previous entry. 🙂
Another day
Another day Lazing around the house today, at least until we get up and go to church to do stuff. All of this weekend seems to be mildly busy, but not ridiculously so. Unless, of course, we account for Labor Day. Really, who came up with the idea for a holiday that celebrates working? Except …
Birth certificates
Birth certificates Laureen just called me on her cell phone and asked if I wanted to get a copy of my birth certificate because that’s what she was doing at the moment. I replied, “Uh, I’m not sure how you could do that, seeing as I was born in Oklahoma.” “Oh,” she said. “Never mind, …
Why commas matter.
Taken from a Yahoo discussion group on RVs:Original Post (not funny): > Driving along the country side I see alot of pickup truck campers just > sitting around. When I was a kiid they were the current rage. I don’t > see anyone on this site with one. I also don’t see them mentioned on …