As many of you know, tomorrow is the 31st of December. This day is a day for remembrance, for celebration of the year’s accomplishments, and for quiet comtemplation about what will happen next year….
Ah, forget that. If it’s New Year’s Eve, that means there’s chili at the Joneses!
This year is going to be slightly different from years past. Instead of waiting until midnight to celebrate New Year’s, we’re magically transporting the Jones house to the capital of Greenland, Nuuk.
Ah, yes, Greenland! The country where 85% of the land is covered in ice! Where almost the entire population (except for the foreign geologists) works within 10 miles of the coast! And more importantly, the capital is 4 hours ahead of us.
Thus, our New Year’s Eve will be at 8 p.m.
The party starts at 5 p.m. Chili in three types will be served: red, white, and green, all ready by 6:00 p.m.
Kids are more than welcome. We’re not hiring babysitters this year, so it’ll be a free for all.
IF YOU WANT TO COME: great! bring whatever!
IF YOU DON’T WANT TO COME: great! don’t bring whatever!
The traditional singing of bad songs will commence at 8:01 p.m. The traditional popper battle will commence some time after that.
And we can guarantee that anyone who shows up will get to hold Jacob or play with him.
Please note: all are welcome to stay as long as they want, even to midnight, but there’s no guarantee the hosts will be awake.
Ha! For a second I actually thought you were flying to Greenland. What’s worse: I actually thought you were seriously inviting people to go with you.